DARKWOOD SYSTEM ~ Ford

🦇 Well, hello there! I'm Stanford Pines, but you can call me Ford. Welcome to my introduction page! a place where the strange and mysterious are just part of the everyday. If you ever need help unraveling the secrets of this town or understanding the bizarre and unexplained, I'm your guy. :)

Now, let me tell you a bit about myself and my… unique situation. I’m a part of the DarkwoodSystem, sharing this body, which is bodily 18 years old, though I’m well into my mid-60s—closer to 70, really. Quite the contrast, isn’t it? But it just makes this whole experience even more intriguing.

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Likes? Well, I’m a man of science and knowledge, first and foremost. I’ve always had a passion for the unexplained—cryptids, ancient civilizations, alternate dimensions, you name it. ..If it’s strange or mysterious, I’m interested. I also have a deep love for technology, and coding has become one of my newer fascinations. You can call it a 'modern form of puzzle-solving', I suppose. Creating websites, tinkering with code—there’s a real satisfaction in building something from the ground up, watching it all come together like a well-constructed hypothesis. (Thank you to the Host who taught me to code!)

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Dislikes? Well, I’m not too fond of interruptions while I’m deep in thought, especially when I’m working on a particularly puzzling problem. And of course, anything that compromises knowledge or truth. Misinformation and falsehoods? They drive me up a wall. And don’t even get me started on when they added more LETTERS to math.. Lordy.

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📞 My whole life I'd been teased for my six fingers. But that got me thinking about anomalies: things that were odd, unusual, statistically improbable. And according to my investigations, there was one place with a higher concentration of these things than anywhere else. A small lumber town in Roadkill County, Oregon: Gravity Falls. ˎˊ˗

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